On the other hand, no one ever ate blue-green chicken, cooked or otherwise, and was happy with the result.
This epiphany led me to the following, very important, list of foods you can eat when they're rotten:
- Cheese (just cut off the fuzz)
- Olives (Testing this now! 2 hours and counting!)
- Potatoes (like a Chia pet, just trim the sprouts)
- Flour (worms = protein)
- Twinkies (these don't actually go bad)
- McD's french fries
Surely you've found others...
(PS: I don't really know if you can eat this stuff. When faced with the omnivore's dilemma, I recommend, as always, taking the conservative position.)